Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Answers to 5 popular questions

Brevity is a virtue one learns with experience. People are not going to read the loooong yarns you spin. Rather make it short and bitter sweet (I hardly think I can be real sweet ever).
So here we go.

1. Couldn't Sania find any eligible bachelor in India?
Will refrain from obvious jokes like Sania is luckier than Dimpy Ganguly or even Madhuri had to look elsewhere (not really. Who can help being corny.)I don't know how this Shoib guy looks and why he is so famous/infamous but I wonder if two uninspiring sportspersons can move the Samjota express forward. Here is to wishing more Indians especially women (I can't really rejoice at the sight of SRK applying sindhoor on Preity's forehead in Veer-Zaara) find love where we usually locate war.

2.  Love, sex aur Dokha ... ?

I think the point of the movie is a truly radical sentiment of the need to forget men for our own good (or I'm I stretching things too far). A longer review will follow but this is my one line answer to a question that cannot even be framed!

3. Are you going back to India after the course?
The day I feel comfortable and confident (not a dumb outsider who drifted in by mistake) among a group of Indians, I will pack my bags and return.

4. Which son should Karunanidhi choose?
Azhagiri is a goon and Stalin (don't go by the name!) is a whimp. He actually has one successor true in every sense of the term. A poet, an activist at heart, very liberal and endearing. Kanimozhi.

5. 33% when we account for 51% of the population. WTF?

Lets look towards the future. The rate at which Haryana, Punjab, Rajasthan, Tamil Nadu etc are going we might end up with only 33. Our male leaders are not visionaries. They don't know we are going to have the last laugh on this issue.



9 comments:

3inone said...

so you're NOT returning to India?

rama srinivasan said...

so u think i am always going to feel like a dumb outsider in indian settings? no hope for me?

3inone said...

no hope for Indian settings, rather!

rama srinivasan said...

there is only one solution for both sides. PhD!

Dex said...

So you feel like a dumb outsider in a group of Indians? Who is being the pseudo-firangi now?
Come home, Madrasi :)

rama srinivasan said...

dex???

rama srinivasan said...

dexy dear, don't u realise that the reason we got along so well was both of us just didn't belong to the rest of the community :)
u, a firangi and me a psuedo firangi

Macabreday said...

i guess sometimes theres a lot of joy in not wanting to belong, uh? and you seem to be enjoying :)

rama srinivasan said...

and thus spake the counsellor